Men are like …
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
You can’t believe a word they say.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Either they are taken, or full of crap.
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