Women are like …

Sep 24, 2011 by     1 Comment     Posted under: Everything else, Jokes


… Tea bags
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

… Fish
Both attracted to shiny objects.
Neither can operate a vehicle.
There’s others in the sea and/or bar.
Cold blooded. Looking your way.
Three words: catch and release.

… Refrigerators
Cold on the inside.
They never seem to have a beer when you need one.
They both belong to the kitchen.

… Computers
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.  Actually, nobody understands their inner workings exactly.
Every mistake you ever made is stored in their memory.
Just when you have decided to stick with one model, a new one comes along.

… Cats

After living with a cat for a while you will discover that whenever you are busy the cat will want your attention, but the moment you want to stroke your pussy it will be asleep, hiding, half-baked on catnip or especially not in the mood.

… Cars
Drive carefully and enjoy the curves on the road.

… Coffee
Women are like coffee. The best ones are rich and keep you up all night .

… A 500cc speedway bike
Hard to handle and hard to stop!

… An overfull suitcase
Impossible to shut up!

… A sharp razor blade
Always cutting!

 … A hurricane
At first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house and your car and leave you with nothing.

Men are like…

 



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