Women are like …
… Tea bags
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Both attracted to shiny objects.
Neither can operate a vehicle.
There’s others in the sea and/or bar.
Cold blooded. Looking your way.
Three words: catch and release.
Cold on the inside.
They never seem to have a beer when you need one.
They both belong to the kitchen.
They have a lot of data but they are still clueless. Actually, nobody understands their inner workings exactly.
Every mistake you ever made is stored in their memory.
Just when you have decided to stick with one model, a new one comes along.
After living with a cat for a while you will discover that whenever you are busy the cat will want your attention, but the moment you want to stroke your pussy it will be asleep, hiding, half-baked on catnip or especially not in the mood.
Drive carefully and enjoy the curves on the road.
Women are like coffee. The best ones are rich and keep you up all night .
… A 500cc speedway bike
Hard to handle and hard to stop!
… An overfull suitcase
Impossible to shut up!
… A sharp razor blade
… A hurricane
At first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house and your car and leave you with nothing.
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