Everything else Jokes

Men are like …

Written by LelaMay

Woman Man signs

… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

… Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Snowstorms.
You never know  when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last.

… Laxatives. 
They irritate the shit out of  you.

… Toilets.
Either they are taken, or full of crap.

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