Witty Insults by Famous People

You are not deep, you are not an intellectual, you are not an artist, you are not a critic, you are not a poet …you just have internet access!
She's the sort of woman who lives for others... Mark Twain quote His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork Mae West

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second Groucho Marx I've had a pefectly wonderful evening he uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts... He has Van Gogh's ear for music Billy Wilder Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses he has never been known to use a word that might send Does he really think big emotions come from big words He has all of the virtues i dislike In order to avoid being called a flirt... I could never learn to like her He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends I've learned about his illness The woman speaks eight languages and can't say no He loves nature in spite of what i did to him He has delusions of adequacy There is nothing wrong with you He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers




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