1. There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them.
2. When women go wrong, men go right after them.
3. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
4. If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
5. Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
6. Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
7. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
8. A woman’s weapon is her tongue.