Some Celebrity Jokes

Nov 25, 2011 by     No Comments    Posted under: Celebrities, Jokes


Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have one, The POPE has one but doesn’t use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns’ was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi’s WHAT IS IT?

A last name……. Were you thinking of something else?

Q. Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?

A. The United States of America!

Pamela Anderson walks into a doctor’s office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, “Doc, I hurt all over.” The doctor is really confused. He says, “What do you mean, you hurt all over?” Pamela Anderson says, “I’ll show you.”

She then touches herself on her leg. “OW!!! I hurt there.” Then she touches her earlobe. “OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!” Then she touches her hair. “OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!” So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, “Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?” Pamela Anderson says “Yes, why?”

The doctor says, “Well, you got a broken finger…”



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